Out of the mouths of babes...

When the kids started "really" talking, Kenny and I started a journal of sorts to keep track of the funny things they say. Today (because I needed a little pick-me-up) I thought I would share a few of the faves...

*Rather than saying "Ready, set, go!" Brayden says, "Ready, sex, go!!!"

*Prayer at bedtime: God is great. Thank you for some girls like Brayden and mommy. Amen.

We found Brayden asleep like this the other night. How does this happen?!?!

*Brayden was taking off a pair of panties with flowers on them. When asked why she said, "Because they have flowers on them and flowers make me sneeze."

*"When I get older people call be Brayden Bally because I do cannon balls."

*Instead of putting on jammies, Kennan was running around the house in his underwear. When asked why he said, "I'm doing some exercises because that is a good thing to do in your underwear."

*Mom: Kennan, you have until I get my makeup on to finish getting dressed.
K: Mom, this is going to take me forever.
(Mom then had to deal with a little sister who had an accident.)
K: Thanks for buying me some time sis.

Kennan insists on sleeping with all of his "pets". Sometimes I don't know how there is room for him in the bed.

*K: Mom, do you have a breathmint?
Mom: No, Kennan I don't.
K: Well, I think I need one because my breath smells like birthday cake.

*"Mom, I just killed that bug dead with my heavy trophy made of metal. Or maybe I just broke it's thorax. Yeah, that's what I did.

(I have to brag on my boy for a minute...)
Kenny was reading a story and read about a duck who needed 3 weeks to heal. Kennan thought about it for a minute and said, "Dad, that would be 21 days." What?!?! How does he know that? And he wasn't even prompted or asked. I think he's ready for kindergarten!!

This little guy isn't say much yet, but you better believe we listen when he does!!